*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
When guys are like “I like girls without makeup” and expect girls to all of a sudden just stop wearing makeup but like have they considered GIRLS ACTUALLY LOVE DOING MAKEUP seriously dude don’t deprive me of black eyeliner don’t even try
@NiallOfficial: Just fell asleep randomly on the couch ! Woke up hungry! Great story i know !
Pairings: Niall Horan/Harry Styles
Summary: Harry’s got it all planned out, from what he’s going to cook for dinner to the expensive satin sheets he bought for Niall’s bed. Naturally, that’s how it all goes up in smoke. Literally. (aka: The First Time Harry Tops)
additional tags: riding, barebacking, multiple orgasms